By Way Of a Change!!

I got another Joke through my email and it amused me enough to share it! I have tried to clean it up a bit but if you are against slightly crude please look away now!

The Subject is Speeding

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronising smirk we all know and love, and asked,

"What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "What do you do?"

I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what?............ A rectum stretcher?

And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot a**hole?" he asked

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...

" Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Costs $45.00 Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS

For everything else, there's MasterCard! ...........................

Hope you are all well and getting on with business, see you real soon. By the way has anyone got a picture that they can upload to the Frapper map the how many people can you fit in a box Label, See ya then Chris...............