By Way Of Another Change!

Hi I Have not posted anything Of interest to everyone for a while so here's a bit of fun to break the mould. I have been searching for lots of new stuff but it is time to take a day off and do something different. I will be working on my Ebay efforts again soon, I got a new set of shirts to sell but have not got around to listing any of them yet! When they are listed I dont need to go far to see them because they will be scrolling along the bottom of this page hopefully in the next few days. I will put a few of them on here and give you an idea of what there is. I think they are great the the screen Printing is good quality as are the shirts all 100% cotton and keep there colour take a look at these:

This is just a couple of a growing collection of this style of shirts and they are all printed on the back Too In Black & White.
Well thats enough of that!
And finally.....
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Back again soon!

By Way Of a Change!!

I got another Joke through my email and it amused me enough to share it! I have tried to clean it up a bit but if you are against slightly crude please look away now!

The Subject is Speeding

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronising smirk we all know and love, and asked,

"What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "What do you do?"

I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what?............ A rectum stretcher?

And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot a**hole?" he asked

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...

" Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Costs $45.00 Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS

For everything else, there's MasterCard! ...........................

Hope you are all well and getting on with business, see you real soon. By the way has anyone got a picture that they can upload to the Frapper map the how many people can you fit in a box Label, See ya then Chris...............

Guilty as Charged! Sorry!

"Sorry Bout Tha!!"

It would appear that my site took on the look of a sales page? My trouble is that I get carried away when I see a good thing and feel an urgency to share it straight away without realising that not everyone that blogs, necessarily visited because they were looking for a great free way to earn money! So Please accept my Apologies!

I have been a little preoccupied with other things but I have not forgotten yet what it is all about so by way of a change this is something to think about! (for a few of the Crackpot's out there!)

An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots; each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it, while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water.At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do. After two years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream."I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house." The old woman smiled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side?""That's because I have always known about your flaw, so I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you water them." "For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table. Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house. Each of us has our own unique flaw. But it's the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding. You've just got to take each person for what they are and look for the good in them.

Everyone deserves a chance to shine at whatever they choose to do which makes this a nice little sentiment and a good reason to keep sharing aye! See you for some more from the Affiliate Marketing, SEO, Traffic and all that malarkey real soon.....

Cheers for coming! Chris (I look forward to seeing you Here!!)

That's the way it Is!

Hi All! Hows the world treating you? I have not posted anything for a while but have made some changes to the blog, I moved a bit here and added a bit there! if you read any of my early posts you will remember that this started as a project to make the most with a nil budget that is still very much the case and I have earned a small amount through AdSense since starting in march but I have been concentrating on trying to build my money up for the AdWords campaign via ebay. Did have a bit set aside but I had a birthday! Well "Thats the way it is!" Getting back on track with a vengance now I will be picking up another lot of great T-Shirts soon so ebay beware! I Have been using Auctiva to list my stuff which is free to use and has quite a few benefits and makes listing a bit of fun aswell. They also supply the HTML code that you can use anywhere so I tried it here, If you have not scrolled to the bottom o the page take a look afterwards. Been Sifting through lots of new content to post so keep coming for that! I have Introduced a few interesting Ebooks including Bonus Books, Cheap too! wish I could give it all away but We Are all trying For the same ends Eh! I am working on a site full of Ebooks at the moment that will have various subjects covered not just marketing, I will keep you posted on that one! I want to share everything I find so keep your eyes here for more of the same....... before I go this time and making a change I got a joke in my Email that made me laugh and I Have got to put ot on see what you think: A man goes to the doctors. The doc checks him over, and says "I’m sorry to have to tell you, but you have Green 24, a nasty virus, so called because it turns your blood green and you only have 24 hours to live. There's nothing I can do for you - just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth."So he trudges home to wifey, and breaks the news. Distraught, she asks him to accompany her to bingo that evening so she can be with him in his final hours even though he's never been to Bingo before.He gets his 1st card, and wins 4 corners - prize £350, and then gets any line and wins £3200. He also calls for a full house and wins a grand. The national grid comes up and he wins a further £380,000.The bingo Caller gets him on stage, and says, "Son - I've never seen you in here before, but you’ve won 4 corners, any line, full house and the national grid - I've never met anyone as lucky as you before.""Lucky??" he screamed, "Lucky? ……I've got Green 24." "F**k me," says the bingo caller, "You've won the raffle as well"! Keep Going with what your doing and good luck! By the way I have filled the blog with links and buttons so you can try the different types of traffic enhancing and other information and try out Auctiva an get your Ebay stuff Seen on your blog!

eBay Auction management tools

Til Nextime...............

My Bit! Comments!

If During these posts you get any ideas or suggestions or basically want to discuss the book I would appreciate your comments. Alternatively I have started a Forum in the Ads section called Market Maniac! Lets get something GOING Here for everyone. Lastly at the bottom of this Page there is a One question survey that will help us to keep in contact.

I also Have a Skype address: manofkent1962 Which is not always online but is available for us to share anything. I am aware you are there but know little about your Websites or Blogs. So Lets have a good time doing this, Give anyone of the options a go Cheers for your Visits...

Til Next time..................

PS I will Be running the rest of this report undisturbed unless there is something Important OK!

Thats me done see ya soon.

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The Story So Far!

Hi if you joined the blog recently welcome, I hope you stick around i am researching lots of interesting stuff and plan to report all I find. Hi to anyone else that have been here from the begining! I have taken a screenshot of my Google Analytics, This shows some of you that are visiting right now and where your countries are In the screen shot on the left. It has not yet been a month since I started the project and as yet it has not been going a month. one of the affiliate programs I am using is Trade Doubler they supply some of the bigger names In advertising. Including PC World and Dixons etc. These have not been included yet but I will be trying to arrange it in the near future some of the Java scipt ads refuse to apply, a Problem i will shortly address and let you know the outcome and if there Is a fix. I have applied a forum in hope that questions and answers will excelerate the progress of myself and others Called Market Maniac it can be found in the left ad margin of this site, as for the mysterious adwords I have not yet made the extra cash to support that move yet from the income from ebay although shortly I am going to apply myself to selling eBooks aswell as my T-Shirts. Although i have not started using Adwords it does seem straight forward, the trick is getting the keywords Bang to Rights! Many people have to try several differently arranged Keywords in order to find the right ones for there chosen niche, That can become expensive for some and that is not what the project is about.There is a program that can be downloaded for free called Good KeyWords That will provide a cross section of usable keyword suggestions A screen shot of that program Below shows the some of the results gained by typing in affiliate as

search of course Google Adwords has a keyword search It always pays to have more than one string to the bow

and it can be a good aid to trying different word searches to determine the best Niche to use. Affilliate Program Would probably be a power word for this Niche but the actual Niche I have chosen is Particularly Poor and I will probably have to fight for popularity. At presant i am relying on Free Viral and the SEO gaind by visiting domains i.e.: Affilliation programs and External visitors like your self. The Ideal situation would be a website with free reign on Content used and more pages to use I will also let you know if that happens and continue to track the progress through the blog pages although I may try using alternative blogs to link to this with a different Content "Niche" I will be searching for more Infomation on other avenues now see you again... Until then!.............

More Ads Than you can shake a stick at!

I have been meaning to get more done but had a problem with my PC! I am planing to run a series on ClickBank in the next few days So dont go away it will open your eyes I promise. Back again soon. Hope you join me! Till Then................

Experiment Day 3 (Ebay to Adverts)

Back again! Been busy trying to make some money to fund this project. I purchased some great T-Shirts before Christmas, "but around that time was the wrong time to sell!" Yep you guessed it they flopped! As I mentioned before and I have managed to skirt around, I have been hoping to fund an Adwords campaign with money gained from Ebay sales. Check out my stuff if you get time!?

This link will take you to my About Me page.

Get to know me take a look at what I am doing drop me a line on skype: (manofkent1962)

Anyway enough of that as you can see I have moved, shuffled, changed and found limits to the amount of ads that can be put to task here so choosing carefully unlike me is the order of the day. I set Free Viral to work and slowly the visitors are arriving. I have also joined an internet affiliate application called Hypervre Which is an excellent plan to boost your income; we are all looking for that RIGHT? Take a look around a bit. Everything I have done so far has still cost nothing to perform. Well apart from my Ebay fees, Which after the first sale are supporting themselves. There are other routes to investigate RSS Feeds for instance can improve the likelihood of getting noticed, having links to other search engines is healthy! I logged on to Adsense yesterday something I have ignored a little since setting the ads on site turning my attention to Analytics and found I should have dug deeper into the catacomb’s of Google. In Google Adsense I found a list and one of these was Webmaster Tools. Clicked on that to find a wizard ( No Not The Wizard of OZ!) used this to add myself to the Google search engine. I found with no problem that I had produced a META Tag This is placed in The HTML Of my Blog/Webpage Template after the first (Head) found by clicking on the template tab Edit HTML I copied the template to a folder before altering (Just in Case!) I then pasted the META Tag in and Google was able to Crawl My Pages with their Spiderbots. This allows them to monitor my pages for Errors and allow for site ranking info to be gained ("A Good Ranking Is Important") The more engines you can link to the BETTER! " Well I am off to list some more items!" See You soon I hope! Til next time.......